Bess Kalb is a writer for TV and magazines and her mother's approval.

TV

Television!

Here are some of the things I've done for man's single greatest invention.

Here I am asking lunatics about fake bands.

And here I am asking Americans about Donald Trump's pretend tax returns.

Here's a tribute to the most troubling, insane show of our time.

And here's the greatest day of my life.

Here I am making people in Los Angeles drink garbage.