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GQ: Billy Friedkin Knows More About Movies Than You Do (And Why He Hates 'Avatar')

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On the eve of the Blu-ray release of To Live and Die in L.A., Bess Kalb spoke with the Oscar-winning director of The Exorcist and The French Connection about how Avatar is the death... read more 

GQ: Lucille Bluth Lives!

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It seems unreasonable that Lucille Bluth, Arrested Development's alcoholically diabolical matriarch, would let a little thing like cancellation keep her off the air. Instead, the character has transcended the third dimension and reemerged on... read more 

GQ: Dispatches from the SyFy Upfronts  

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Tuesday night, journalists, geeks, and journalists who are geeks came together at the Museum of Modern Art to watch some unaired episodes of the SyFy show Caprica, which is methadone for people who need more Battlestar Galactica. As if you don't already know in obsessive detail, Caprica tells the story of how mankind (or really this one guy) invented a race of artificially intelligent robots that would decide to take over the world and kill everyone in a nuclear holocaust in 58 years, which is when Battlestar Galactica begins.
To reduce even further, 
Caprica poses the question, "Technology: What could possibly go wrong?" and Battlestar answers, "Boom." Moving on...  read more

Wired Magazine: Bots of Yore: Centuries of Tinkering With Uncanny Automatons

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Martin Scorsese’s 3-D epic, Hugo, out this month, centers on a broken automaton that a young boy in Paris hopes to repair. That takes place in the 1930s, but we’ve been tinkering with uncanny automatons for centuries. Here’s a look back. Read more

Wired Magazine: Music: How Weezy and Kanye West Returned From Exile

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This year, our mercurial society punished Kanye West and Lil Wayne for acting on the very impulses that made them celebrated rap superstars. West, self-appointed Voice of His Generation and crown-of-thorns accessorizer, was immediately shunned after also appointing himself the omnipotent arbiter of music-video worthiness... read more

Wag's Revue: Louis C.K.: Defender of Women

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The comedian Louis C.K., star of FX’s Louie, is a big ol’ lumbering schlub with a perennial sweat sheen coating his patchy ginger scalp. He talks masturbating with religious fervor. He muses about anatomically problematic arrangements of genitalia. He called his bright-eyed five-year old daughter a “fucking idiot.” In the next few paragraphs I will ask you to consider that this man—this pasty ogre—is a raging feminist, subversively recasting notions of men who celebrate women.
Anyway, goodbye, readers!
Hello, skeptics and editor and Mom!


Wired Magazine: Savages in Love

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It was love at first knee to the groin. Nikki Baker, 22, and John Dahl, 25, met in high school; he got her attention by shaking a can of beer in front of her, then cracking it open so a geyser of foam blasted into her face.


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GQ: A Brief Conversation With the Linguistics Professor Who Invented Na'vi

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Q: I've been under the impression that languages happen when one guy needs to tell his friend: "Go over there for more bison," or "Run away because a bison is charging." How did you begin the process of developing a complex language from scratch, skipping the primitive development process, for the purpose of a movie?

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GQ: Nine Truths We Learned About SNL from Watching James Franco's Documentary "Saturday Night"

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1. James Franco is the most envied film student in the known universe.
This feature-length mega-star-studded film was James Franco's response to the prompt: Make a 7-minute short documentary about a person working under pressure. It's like if Kofi Annan decided to coach a college Model UN club and was like "I'm just like you guys! I'm just here to learn about the other side of the international diplomacy process!" 
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GQ: Strokes of Genius!

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Elizabeth Peyton's painting of the artist Spencer Sweeney confirms our theory that if you want to be immortalized as the embodiment of cool insouciance, befriend Elizabeth Peyton and demand she paint you.

GQ: Trailer Park: Knight and Day

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1:20 Cruise manipulates Diaz with more reckless, self-glorifying demands of fidelity. Holy god. It's all clear now. Knight & Day isn't a movie. It's an intervention. Read more...

GQ: Trailer Park: The Karate Kid

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00:07 Establishing shot of an Air China plane. Young progeny of Will Smith to his mom: "I feel like we're on a quest to start a new life." Pre-teen shares feelings with mommy in... read more